I thought 'maybe' in the future with a hot youkai fighter who would see the error of his ways and join me fighting crime as an amazing married duo, but this?

I'll take reality in front of me any time.

[That said, the reality in front of him is that this condom is just not working. He's already tearing the ring at the opening from the girth alone.]

I think uh. Pulling out is officially on the table.